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Axes are one of my favorite weapons because of the numerous puns that can be used with your attacks. "I've got to axe you a question!", "Looks like someone is about to have an AXE-ident!", or "If you have to axe, you probably can't afford it!" just to name a few. Also the favorite weapon of many dwarves, most orcs, and a good number of blacksmiths, axes are also great for gathering firewood and hacking through doors that are locked.